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LEVEL 1
LIVES♥ ♥ ♥
🍑 SPIDER BUTT APPROACHES 🍑
— DROPPING IN —
ROUND 2
brace yourself

ASSTEROIDS

rear-ing to go!
— controls —
← → rotate ↑ thrust SPACE or CLICK fire
touch d-pad appears automatically on mobile

CHEEKS GOT YOU

GAME OVER

FINAL SCORE

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COMMENCE THE
BUTT-POCKALYPSE
🕹️ Controls
← →Rotate ship
↑Thrust forward
SPACEFire weapon
L-CLICKAlso fires
🍑 Enemy Butts
🔴Large Butt — 20 pts · splits into 2 medium
🟠Medium Butt — 50 pts · splits into 2 small
🟡Small Butt — 100 pts · destroyed on hit
🕷️SpiderButt — 500–800 pts · 3 HP · hunts you
💡 Survival Tips
· SpiderButt has a grace period — dodge before it locks on
· Higher rounds add gravity pulling butts toward you
· You have 3 lives & brief invincibility after each hit
· 10 rounds total — survive them all to claim victory
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